Dear Sean,
I am (what i like to think of as) a good four-squrare-er... I have seen your movies and rule films, but i was wondering if you had ill-nastys (behind the back,around the head,between the legs), voleys (before it bounces in your square,you hit it),reach-voleys (same but it doesnt have to be goin in your square,it could be on its way to someone elses square), cant get out on serve, or holds (where you hold it...)? im my school i call,"etreme foursquare" this is double touch, voleys, reachvoleys ,ill nastys, and hold as long as your in the air. and i can get almost anyone out...i would like to join you and posssible come to a compatition in maine and compete... -englandish2, 9/9/2007

Englanish2, dude, thanks for the shake down. This is some sick mcnasty stuff. I am so inspired that I wrote a haiku about you. It goes like this:

I am ill nasty
I can get anyone out.
I would like to join.

I hope very much that you get a chance to come to Maine on Feb 16 for the World Champs and hand out some pink slips.