Yes, we need 18 billion dollars

  • Posted on: 5 December 2007
  • By: sean

DEAR FRIEND,
I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC).

I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF EIHGTEEN MLLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$18,000,000,00.) WITH A SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.

I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY, BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS.

FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE AND ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL USING THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS.

BEST REGARDS, MRS M. SESE SEKO

Thanks for the email, Mrs. Seko. I really appreciate your note and look forward to working with you on securing your funds in the United States. It's a major coincidence that you chose Squarefour as the beneficiary of your offer since we are right now in the beginning of our season and could really use the cash.

Actually, now that you bring it up, I am looking forward to a day when our league could have the same kind of presence in the Boston Metro area as some of the other professional sports. This relationship with your DRC funding could support us as we launch a national PR campaign, recruit top-notch international players, finally demolish Assembly Square to build that eighty thousand seat statium we've been talking about all these years, and eventually license out our league into an exciting line of talking action figures.

Please let me know where to send my passport information, social security number, DOB and other critical personal identity details and I'll get that ball rolling right away. I'm very excited to begin working with you.